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Well, if you have spent any amount of time in Vent im sure you have heard about the bacon explosion, if not, then you are clearly missing out. Instead of having you spend your time googling it, I thought I would help everyone out just so nobody is confused.


They even sell a cheese as well as a Jalapeno version (might of said that in the video.)

Also im sure some of you out there are saying to yourselfs "one person cant eat that all by him/herself. Well, I can tell you now, it CAN be done, it WILL be done.
IT'S BACON!!!
Ok so am I the only person who thought that the bacon was actually going to explode. I was alittle disappointed when I went thru the whole video and nothing went boom


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I think the "explosion" is to describe what happens to a normal human heart if you eat that entire thing lol.


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I knew I'd see that on thisiswhyyourefat.com:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=74900373

And a response to it:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=77457823

And while searching for that, I found these gems.

Bacon Bouquet:


Bacon Mug filled with cheddar cheese:


Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go be sick from looking at that site for too long.
That bacon mug looked good, just sayin. I mean the bacon explosion is only 500 calories per slice, cant be THAT bad. Im gonna see what i can do about making one sometime in the next week.
Bacon...wrapped in Sausage... wrapped in Bacon. Bacon vs Sausage... which has the higher fat content? It's a close race...

Having said that... (1) I was expecting an explosion and (2) now I'm salivating... I LUV bacon!
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That bacon mug looked good, just sayin. I mean the bacon explosion is only 500 calories per slice, cant be THAT bad. Im gonna see what i can do about making one sometime in the next week.


Give the people what they want. Go ahead and make the Bacon Explosion, but I think it's clear that you should then film yourself blowing it up.
Cay...I LOVE those shoes...are those your legs in them too? Nice lookin legs girl!!


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Yup. I was wondering if someone would notice the avatar. When Thorgrum jokes about winning WG for my sexy red shoes and shapely legs, I believe this is the specific picture he is referring to.
Only a girl would come into a thread about bacon and desecrate it by talking about shoes...


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Yeah it is only ok to talk about shoe's on this post if they are made of bacon!


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Yeah it is only ok to talk about shoe's on this post if they are made of bacon!



Quote by Kail
Yeah it is only ok to talk about shoe's on this post if they are made of bacon!


Sorry. Here, have a Bacon Tux to make up for it:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/pages/Bacon-Tuxedo.html
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Quote by Kail
Yeah it is only ok to talk about shoe's on this post if they are made of bacon!


Sorry. Here, have a Bacon Tux to make up for it:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/pages/Bacon-Tuxedo.html



umm, i should be wearing that right now, why am i not?
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Only a girl would come into a thread about bacon and desecrate it by talking about shoes...
Don't grouch...you ALL were wondering, but were afraid to ask I took care of it for you




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Don't grouch...you ALL were wondering, but were afraid to ask I took care of it for you


LOL I love you, Gin.


LOL Do you even know me? When have I ever been afraid to ask a question.

The really funny thing is. I never noticed the avatar until you pointed it out


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LOL Do you even know me? When have I ever been afraid to ask a question.

The really funny thing is. I never noticed the avatar until you pointed it out
Well then Enn dear...you should be thanking me since it is a NICE avatar, even if it is lacking in the obviously important bacon aspect

But just to be appropriate in this thread...here are some more bacon shoes...cooked bacon this time


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